Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010

Here begins Zk’s mapping of the final series of Big Brother UK:

DAY ONE

DAY ONE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE the creative director saying there would be EIGHTY of them. I think he said EIGHTY. All day I run through the practicalities and possibilities of this variation in format. Can Endemol guarantee our trust? Do they really have the resources?

THE FIRST RITUAL OF BIG BROTHER, as with any suburban do, is a tour of the house. Minor format changes are now inbuilt in the format.

There follows FOURTEEN APPEARANCES:

Josie is from Bristol.

Stephen has no legs and an eye is discoloured. He is MORE OF WHAT YOU CAN DO RATHER THAN WHAT YOU CAN’T he says and WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET and JUST A NORMAL DAD

Ben is booed for being posh and/or effeminate

BEYONCE is not her she is BOO YON SAY she is Rachael

Nathan has EYEBROWS.

Endemol is a file of assets.

Dave is DRUNK ON GOD so let us LAUGH

Caoimhe rhymes with DIVA

Govan / GIGGLER / GRANDMA! / GOES straight to the toilet

Shabby says POONTANG and HIGH ART (is a film with ALLY SHEEDY)

Ife says she GAVE ME TO A WHITE FAMILY WHO SHE KNOWS and WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

John James says I CHANGED MY NAME TO ACHILLES and LIKE LOOK LIKE LOKE

You normally avoid these people.

Sunshine WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED she is SMART

Corin: DON’T BE A BITCH TO ME AND I WON’T BE A BITCH TO YOU

Mario is made a MOLE a typical Libra he reveals later in the live feed

There is of course no story.
How to watch it.

No development. All there is so far in BIG BROTHER is:

BUG/BOG/BEG/BIG Brother/Brüder/Brederen/Bedroom/Boredom